YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHO WE ALL ARE BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU COULDN’T SEEING AS HOW GREAT WE ARE. BUT I’LL GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE ANYWAY.

THIS IS ME, THE GREAT PRIMAL DIALGA! ALL MY FRIENDS JUST CALL ME PD THOUGH. I RULE OVER TEMPORAL TOWER AND PROTECT THE TIME GEARS FROM ALL THESE RESCUE TEAMS WHO ARE TRYING TO TAKE THEM. I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY WANT THEM SO BADLY THEY’RE REALLY NOT THAT GREAT. I ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CURLING UP WITH A GOOD BOOK ON A RAINY DAY.

HAHA JUST KIDDING I LIKE TO DESTROY THINGS.

THIS IS MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND EVER, ARCEUS! WE ALWAYS HANG OUT TOGETHER AND PLAY GAMES AND RAMPAGE THROUGH CITIES AND GENERALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME.

HE’S ALSO THE GOD OF POKEMON SO DON’T MESS WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE GOD ON MY SIDE AND YOU CAN’T FIGHT THAT.

THIS IS PALKIA AND HE IS A BIG FAT MISTER GRUMPS. BUT I LOVE HIM ANYWAY AND I KNOW DEEP DOWN HE LOVES ME TOO. I KNOW THAT WHENEVER I COME OVER TO HIS HOUSE HIS GROANS OF DISDAIN ARE JUST AN ACT HAHA YOU CAN’T FOOL ME PALKIA.

I THINK HE’S INTO WRITING OR SOMETHING  I DUNNO I’VE NEVER READ ANYTHING THEY’RE ALL BORING AND THERE’S NOTHING EXPLODING GEEZ.

THIS IS DARKRAI AND HE IS REALLY COOL AND REALLY SMART AND STUFF! EVERY SUNDAY AT NOON WE HANG OUT TOGETHER TO HAVE TEA AND DISCUSS POLITICS AND VARIOUS AFFAIRS IT’S VERY EXCITING.

HE TRIED TO RULE THE WORLD AT ONE POINT BUT HE GOT BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF KIDS HAHA WHAT A LOSER.

THIS IS CELEBI AND SHE IS MY ASSISTANT! SHE HELPS ME WITH CONTROLLING TIME AND MAKES SURE I DON’T BREAK ANYTHING. SHE ALSO MAKES ME TEA AND IT TASTES DELICIOUS!!!!

SHE’S ALSO SUSPICIOUSLY NICE TO DARKRAI WHENEVER HE COMES OVER HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

THIS IS DIALGA. HE USED TO RULE TEMPORAL TOWER BUT WAS FIRED AND THE JOB WAS GIVEN TO ME AW TOUGH LIFE. IT’S OKAY ‘CUZ WE’RE STILL BUDS THOUGH.

I THINK HE’S WORKING AT SOME OFFICE JOB NOW TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET. HE’S PRETTY BUSY WITH IT SO WE DON’T GET TO HANG OUT MUCH.

DON’T ASK WHY I DON’T HAVE PUPILS AND HE DOES I DON’T KNOW.

THIS IS CRESSELIA AND SHE IS ANGRY ALL THE TIME. WELL NOT ALL THE TIME BUT SHE SURE SEEMS LIKE IT. I DUNNO REALLY SHE’S KINDA QUIET BUT I STILL THINK SHE’S COOL EVEN THOUGH SHE CAN BE MEAN SOMETIMES BUT IT’S LIKE. A GOOD MEAN. LIKE A BLUNT KIND. YEAH!

THIS IS GIRATINA AND HE IS! SO BIG! AND KINDA SCARY WHICH MAKES EVERYONE RUNS AWAY. BUT HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS BUT IT’S REALLY HARD SINCE HE’S SO SPOOKY. SO HE’S KINDA SHY AND AWKWARD AND STUFF BUT HE’S A REALLY COOL GUY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM TRUST ME.

AND THESE ARE ALL MY BESTEST COOLEST BUDDIES! THEY’RE ALL REALLY AWESOME SO GO AHEAD AND ASK US ANYTHING!!!